Murphy's Law for Ferrets

1. If it can be moved, it will be stashed. If it can't be moved, a stash will be established inside or underneath it.  
2. If it moves by itself, it must be a toy.  
3. The best toys are the things you don't want them to play with.  
4. If it is edible, it will be stashed. If it  is not edible, it will be eaten.  
5. All plants need re-potting, even if they don't.  
6. If there is no way to get back out, it will be gotten into.  
7. The newer or more expensive the carpet, the sooner it will be shredded.  
8. The more you need something, the more likely it is to    be missing.  
9. The higher it is, the more fun it is to jump off of. More so if there's an audience.  
10. The best food always belongs to someone else.  
11. There is always a corner somewhere that you never considered, and you won't find it until after your company does.  
12. "Ferret-Proof" isn't.  
13. Saying "Absolutely no more ferrets!" is guaranteed to bring another one into the house.