The 10 Commandments
- Thou shalt covet all corners. Thou shalt not use kitty litter for it is a heathen cat thing, and thus you shall scatter the heathen thing everywhere!
- Thou shalt bite thy brethren. Thou shall lick thy humans, except thou shall slip in the occasional nip to ensure they don't become to complacent.
- Thou shalt revere milk and ice cream above all other things, except for Linatone, which is heaven sent.
- Thou shalt despise anything that is labeled "For Ferrets".
- Thou shalt climb everything and take the good stuff
- When placed in a cage, or locked in a room or out of a room, though shalt beat loudly upon the door in violent protest.
- Thou shalt lurk and seek every opportunity.
- Thou shalt love and honor shoes, socks, and above all else, toes.
- Thou shalt expose the roots of all plants. Let none escape your wrath.
- Thou shalt hide from sight those things most coveted by humans, that they shall never see the light of day.