The 10 Commandments

1. Thou shalt covet all corners. Thou shalt  not use kitty litter for it is a heathen cat thing, and thus you shall  scatter the heathen thing everywhere!  
2. Thou shalt bite thy brethren. Thou shall lick thy humans, except thou shall slip in the occasional nip to ensure they don't become to complacent.  
3. Thou shalt revere milk and ice cream above all other things, except for Linatone, which is heaven sent.  
4. Thou shalt despise anything that is labeled "For Ferrets".  
5. Thou shalt climb everything and take the good stuff  
6. When placed in a cage, or locked in a room or out of a room, though shalt beat loudly upon the door in violent protest.  
7. Thou shalt lurk and seek every opportunity.  
8. Thou shalt love and honor shoes, socks, and above all else, toes.  
9. Thou shalt expose the roots of all plants. Let none escape your wrath.  
10. Thou shalt hide from sight those things most coveted by humans, that they shall never see the light of day.